Apocalypse (for) Now!
Hey, look. Revelations was written about 2000 years ago. Times have changed! Someone's got to keep track of what's going wrong down here...so I think I will. What follows are things I note that I deem worthy of being a Sign of the Apocalypse!| elsewhere |
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Tuesday, October 08, 2002
Maybe I could learn to dance like Julia Stiles...Tuesday, June 11, 2002
Rachel had a mental expulsion of electrons at 9:12 PM.
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If only I was part-time...Wednesday, May 08, 2002
Rachel had a mental expulsion of electrons at 6:39 PM.
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Holy Crusades, Batman!Tuesday, January 22, 2002
Sign of the Apocalypse #8: The Promise Keepers are coming to USF's Sundome. Oy. I'm tempted to take my short-haired Jew-dyke feminist self and get a ticket... or a press pass.
Sign of the Apocalypse#9: Little match girl is updated. This is only half a sign, as the shameless self-promotion is quite in keeping with more enlightened times.
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Rachel had a mental expulsion of electrons at 9:22 PM.
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Oh yes, and you will now note we are at the Seventh Sign. Should you prepare for Armageddon now? Only if you're talking about the movie, and have the need to buy popcorn. Those of us here at Apocalypse (for) Now! don't really want Armageddon to occur, as we would miss all of you faithful readers. Right.
Brandon had a mental expulsion of electrons at 2:51 AM.
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Sing of the Apocalypse #7: Spotted in an issue of AutoWeek. Dunlop Canada is offering $25,000 to people whose last names are Dunlop to change it to Dunlop-Tires. The article does not specify whether the dollars are Canadian or American. Heh.Sunday, December 23, 2001
Brandon had a mental expulsion of electrons at 2:46 AM.
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Sign of the Apocalypse #6: http://members.tripod.com/boysandbroomsticks/. Don't forget to scroll down to the bottom of the page and check out other sites on the Sean Biggerstaff Site webring. There are more. They will become the army of armageddon.Thursday, December 06, 2001
Rachel had a mental expulsion of electrons at 12:55 AM.
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Sign of the Apocalypse #5: Serious MSN discussion link, spotted on msn.com - "Was Hitler gay?" Based on two sentences by "a famous historian" (the same one from MP and the Holy Grail?), msn visitors were discussing the possibilities of ReichPride. Oy. Nazi Love Motel, anyone?Friday, November 02, 2001
Rachel had a mental expulsion of electrons at 10:26 AM.
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Sign of the Apocalypse #4: During an observation of MTV, it would appear that the latest Ja Rule video features Pauly Shore. Yes, that's Pauly Shore of Jury Duty and Bio-Dome fame. Hold me. I'm scared.
Brandon had a mental expulsion of electrons at 4:15 PM.
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